Lazy Susan's

Tired tits

Tits that have given up the fight with gravity

Empty, deflated bags of skin

Hideous floppy things with nips at the bottom

I had to tie them up because they were lazy Susan's

by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

lazy susan

When a girl attempts to shave her vagina but can't seem to get to the bottom part leaving a goatee like appearance.

That lazy susan on Brittany was about 2 inces long!

by Melosh November 22, 2006

Lazy susan

A Susan who is lazy and doesn’t wipe her rear end, too lazy to pull the plug for her bath water, too lazy to kick off your crocs when you can’t even walk out your shoes when you walk inside, use her fingers aka her 3 fingers to scoop put the butter out of the butter dish, snorting to pretend to be cute, stealing people’s buns and food. Refusing to put your own garlic bread in the oven.

“Hmmmm why is the carpet dirt”

“Oh yeah it’s because lazy Susan didn’t take off her crocs”

by Idkidksghoroeht January 18, 2020

lazy susan

(v): The act of farting in a revolving door, thereby leaving a present for the next entrant.

"Jesus, that asshole that just went in lazy susanned this revolving door!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

lazy susan

The act of smashing your ball sack against the shower door while it is wet in order to give anyone there a pleasant suprise.

You faggot! I didn't need a lazy susan while I was trying to pinch a loaf.

by Henry Wallabe May 24, 2005

Lazy susan

When you face fuck a girl who has her wrists tied to her ankles laying on her stomach on a merry go round while wearing an eye patch over your left eye.

Joseph got dizzy while giving kayla the lazy Susan at the park.

by Floweringmeadow March 25, 2017

Lazy Susan Boi

A group of fuck boys that always circle their way back around.

Brandon is a lazy susan boi. He’ll circle his way back around eventually. Spin the wheel.

by Biteofapple October 18, 2018