Lazy Susan

When 2 guys are at side by side urinals and someone runs up and rotates guy 1 so he pees on the feet of guy 2.

Mike used Jesse to lazy susan me.

by Rocket Saus October 18, 2008

Lazy Susan

The act of giving oral to a quadriplegic woman.

I gave my grandma a Lazy Susan for her birthday.

by Post Sex Peace Dream July 22, 2009

Lazy Susan

Tea bagging someone while they are passed out in a barcalounger.

Either Ted had a long day at work or drank too much. Phil Lazy Susan'd his ass last night when he got home and took a picture with his camera phone. Check out his facebook.

by VersaceSomebodyShotME February 5, 2009

Lazy Susan

The act of a woman spinning 360 degrees on a males penis while preforming intercourse.

My and my wife got bored so we tried the Lazy Susan.

by zskibum October 20, 2010

Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident

"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"

by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019