LawMan Lessick

Humble and Respected officer of the Willoughby PD. Will put you in the drunk tank for being an idiot or will have you sleep it off in the lobby for meandering but being compliant. Be respectful of this man. He has a long and honest career deserving of all of our respect and admiration. He Protects, Serves, and Helps. His calling goes Above and Beyond the Call of Duty.

Person 1: You know LawMan Lessick?
Person 2: We've both watched each other's careers with interest.

by RyanFNation October 7, 2018

Lassie Licks

When a girl spreads peanut butter on her vagina and lets her dog lick it. EWWW.

Amber says: "Omg, girl, I am so horny but I'm wearing this chastity ring!"

Michelle says: "Just get your dog to give you some Lassie Licks, that's what I do. Then you're still technically a virgin!"

by aj/dg October 9, 2008

Lampshade Lassie

A female who has a nice body, but the face of a Tijuana rat dog. Not able to look at her face, but still wanting to go rib deep on the gal, you take a lamp shade and place it atop her head, like a vet does to an wounded dog. Thus, giving her the Lampshade Lassie.

"We were all down at the bar, and this really annoying bitch with a face like Beaker from the Muppets, kept busting our balls all night. Problem is, she’s got a pretty sweet body. So we took her upstairs and all had a go at her, each one of us gave her a Lampshade Lassie from behind."

Tim - "Whoa look at that chicks ass...unreal."

Dave - "Nah buddy, she's not what you expect, wait until she turns around."

Tim - "Why, looks good to me."

Carl - "Full on Lampshade Lassie bro! I think she may have even starred in Vol. 1 of Lampshade Vixens"

by Tommy Tee November 8, 2006

mango lassi

a typical drink you will find in a desi or indian restaraunt... full of mango goodness... guaranteed to gain atleast 5 pounds after a glassfull

waiter: and what would you like to drink
you: mango lassi

by Rani of the Roses March 18, 2007

Lassitude

A total and completly lack of energy, a state of physical or mental weariness.

I was so overcome with lassitude that I couldn't get out of bed.
"Mum I won't be getting out of bed today, I'm overcome with lassitude,"

by Golden Girl February 17, 2015

lassi

Delicious drink from India, similar to a milkshake but made with yogurt. Usually served salted or sweet with mango flavor and/or rose water. Personally I enjoy lassi with mango AND rose water flavors. Lassi is great to drink on a hot day and/or when you're eating really spicy foods like lamb vindaloo.

Mmm-mmmmm! This rose water lassi is the shit!

by pentozali July 6, 2009

Lassie Light

The Lassie Light refers to the engine fault indication lamp fitted to most modern vehicles. While the light may indicate something is wrong, the communication of the exact fault may as well be lassie describing to danger to the rescuers.

car: engine lassie light comes on.
driver: whats wrong?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: the engines overheating?
car: engine lassie light stays on.
driver: whats that? there's kids trapped down the mine shaft?

by xoodha September 25, 2009