lapping the field

Having sexual relations with someone younger than your oldest child.

I think Steve just finished lapping the field, she’s legal, but that girl was a year behind his daughter at Carolina.

by Hota A Ygriega March 8, 2018

lactosing

When your dick squirts from out of your body and the girl starts spraying semen from her breasts

During the hardcore sex, the couple started lactosing

by Me_123456 May 15, 2018

Laytoning

to reverse Nickleback an item or idea. to dislike a popular trend.

"Chick-fil-a is shit tootsie rolls are a better chicken sandwich"

"shut up and stop Laytoning bro"

by SSJVan November 4, 2020

urethra lapping

a female licking the urethra of a penis to generate more semen which can be an antidepressant.

The housewife was urethra lapping her historical husband to up her well-being.

by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018

laptopist

"you know like a racist 'cept against laptops" -- @lostboy93 on twitter

Guy 1: Pfft that took me like ten seconds on my desktop
Guy 2: Yeah well shut up laptopist!
See: http://twitter.com/hxcgrunger/status/1551824896

by hxcgrunger April 18, 2009

Lapping

Describes the state of mind when high or stoned;
the feeling you get when you are high, where it feels like you are repeating things. Originating in Eastern Missouri and is still a rare word to hear.

11:14:50)I was lapping last night, and now I don't even know what I did last night, do you remember...

11:15:10)I was lapping last night, and now....dude did I just say this??

by Matt_T_Brown June 24, 2008

Cunt Lapping

To lick the female genitals as a dog would lap up water from a bowl.

"I was cunt lapping last night, and it took my bird so long to cum, I had face ache for a full hour!"
"No shit?!"
"For real."
"Damn."

by Sisi786 August 21, 2013