clam lapper

Your typical Lesbian.

You can tell by her haircut that she's a CLAM LAPPER....

by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005

lappie

another term for laptop

what kind of lappie do you want to buy? apple? dell?

by myftsmls June 26, 2008

stoner lapped

When you get stoned out of your mind and go for a ride in car, take out your phone while in the middle of the ride and place it on your lap when you finish instead of placing back in your pocket or compartment. Then while exiting the vehicle you forgot the phone was on your lap and SMASH it falls on the pavement. Thus stoner lapped. This includes, but is not limited to, the driver and all passengers

Ayo Tommy, you hear Frankie stoner lapped his phone last night now his screen is shattered!

by Frankie stoner February 23, 2017

lapsley

A lapsley is one of the classier races on the planet, they enjoy an island paradise. And eat only the finest foods. The Lapsleys are partly a calm and industrious people, occasionally known for brief fits of lavish buying. Nearly always prominent members of society,

Anna's such a Lapsley man, what with her fancy school and house, and her parents are alwaysd inviting people over for dinner parties..

by fluropanda April 21, 2010

cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.

Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.

by TYSON1 January 20, 2009

cunt lapper

a usually offensive word for someone who lick girls vaginas, and lap up the juices from their cunt.

"Don't tell anyone about this, i don't want to be known as a cunt lapper."

by billy bob forton July 12, 2007

lappen

Lappen is a variant of the French word "Lapin" which means rabbit. As in bunny rabbit.

Look at that Cottontail Lappen prancing through the bushes.

by AwesomeAnimalsTakeUsintoNature December 18, 2014