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landmine

The part of a downloaded mp3 where it fucks up and sounds like a cat scratching a chalkboard. It's even worse when you have the music really loud. And it's even worse than that when you somehow accidentally burn it on a CD.
Fuck the RIAA those dumb idiots, they put another landmine in this mp3!
by Cds February 4, 2004
mugGet the landminemug.

Landmine

a fart on an escalator or people mover that someone walks through unexpectedly.
I was on the escalator at the mall and was dragged through a landmine.

Similar to walking through someone crop dusting.
by Stronger25 December 21, 2010
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Landmine

A landmine is similar to a "grenade" in meaning, as it refers to a SKINNY, ugly chick. This term was believed to be first said on the famous MTV reality show, "Jersey Shore" when Mike "The Situation" referred to a girl his friend bought home as a "landmine".
Mike: Dude! Vinny! That girl is a landmine!
by JerseyShoreLover August 10, 2010
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landmines

America's Border Solution
Border Patrol 1: Let's put landmines so those Mexicans cant cross the border!

Border Patrol 2: Great! We'll send them back to Mexico with tanks too!
by WhiteAmerican777 May 13, 2010
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The Landmine

After a one-night stand with a club slut, cum in her high heel when she's in the bathroom. When she goes to put the shoe back on, she'll feel it and jump away, like she stepped on a landmine.
While she was in the shower, I laid the landmine in her shoe!
by Dr. Chesterfield January 1, 2015
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Landmine

An old fashioned roomba, step on it and it'll clear everything within 50 ft.
Car drives over landmine. 50ft radius spotless
by Eleegah June 3, 2021
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landmining

a form of shotgunning a canned beverage. stab a can, put it on the ground, put your mouth on the hole, then have someone stomp on the can.
he opened the door and started landmining an arizona iced tea
by brahski666 July 25, 2011
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