The antimatter of Imodium
Rufio: Do you know what happened at Hiroshima and Nagasaki in 1945?
Joe: Yeah, we dropped atomic bombs.
Rufio: No, laxatives touched Imodium....TWICE.
Joe: Oh.
Joe: Yeah, we dropped atomic bombs.
Rufio: No, laxatives touched Imodium....TWICE.
Joe: Oh.
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The elephant laxatives was used in medieval time for homosexuals caught looking at other men in devious ways. And is meant to make (someone) literally shit their entire digestive systems out past the esophagus. Then the Homosexual will ejaculate the rest of his bodily fluids leaving him nothing but a resin of a corpse.
“Did you see the homo ejaculate cum blood and piss at the same time?” “ yea what the hell, we should have chopped his dick off and fed it too him, instead of using elephant laxatives” “ yea, or crucified him”.
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A food or drug that stimulates evacuation of the bowels.
adj.
Stimulating evacuation of the bowels.
Causing looseness or relaxation, especially of the bowels.
A food or drug that stimulates evacuation of the bowels.
adj.
Stimulating evacuation of the bowels.
Causing looseness or relaxation, especially of the bowels.
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Get the laxative mug."Taking laxatives" is a euphemism for experimenting with illicit drugs. You see, as a child grows up, their parents expect them to encounter some really dangerous things - like cigarettes, alcohol etc. Therefore, there has to be a convenient way of mentioning
In australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what's on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they'll be taking laxatives. Laxatives, after all are pretty daring.
In australia, after exams party commonly involve binge drinking. when asked what's on the agenda for schoolies, a child responds that they'll be taking laxatives. Laxatives, after all are pretty daring.
2 kids farewelling their parents for a week at schoolies full of "taking laxatives".
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and coke)
girl2: yeah, we're gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative's effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: bitch it's the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to shit.
parents: you girls have fun. don't take too many laxatives!
sezza: oi mate did you bring the laxatives (vb and coke)
girl2: yeah, we're gonna get so fried
sezza: i know, i love laxative's effects. it feels fantastic
girl2: bitch it's the best feeling ever. i love feeling the need to shit.
parents: you girls have fun. don't take too many laxatives!
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Laxative(s) plural:
When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
Laxative(s) plural:
When a group of people/indviduals simultaneously vomit diarrehea (example 2).
Example 1:
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
Yesterday Donald Rumsfield gave the press corp his daily dose of laxative during the weekly Pentagon briefing.
Example2:
The Republican Party's justification for invading Iraq was more a dose of laxatives than based on evidence.
FoxNews insured a regular dose of laxatives to the public in the run-up to the Iraq War.
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