A duck walked up to the lemonade stand

and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like

Me singing: A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, Hey bom bom bom bom, you're approaching me? the man said "i can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer" then he said HOHO then come as close as you like
Friend: is that a jojo reference?
Me: fuck yeah, it's great

by A real n-word October 23, 2019

lemonade luge

The act of urinating down a slide in a public setting, followed by sliding down said slide Penguin Style (face-first, hands at sides)

Bro, pulled a sick lemonade luge last night. I didn't realize until I woke up with a yellow t-shirt

by T-Brohen May 9, 2011

Dutch lemonade

The practice of using lemon-flavored cough drops as suppositories.

The earnest young comedian and the chick from the CDC made Dutch lemonade all night. It wasn't too smelly, thanks to the menthol.

by Hal Jorgensen (2) August 20, 2010

skanky lemonade

a very strong alcoholic cocktail made from traditional raspberry lemonade and a high proof vodka. Originated from San Luis Obispo, CA.

After a few sips of skanky lemonade the floor jumped up and hit me.

by Cindymajumblar November 9, 2011

Pink Lemonade

A sweet drink consisting of lemonade and pink flavoring. :)

Me: well I’m was writing lyrics in a song, and I was gonna use pink lemonade to describe a cute sweet girl. I went on urban dictionary to make sure it wasn’t dirty and when I was wrong I wrote my own definition because I liked that lyric.

by Anxious_Noodle December 7, 2019

making lemonade out of lemons

Making the most out of a shitty situation, or do the best you can with the hand youve been dealt.

When life gives you lemons, start learning how to be Making lemonade out of lemons

by Sexydimma July 10, 2021

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

An expression that can be used to emphasize (1) badass skills, (2) proper resource use, and even (3)approval!

1

Manny's Bro: Manny, you're a damn player. How do you get all those chicks?

Manny: What can I say? If life gives you lemons, make lemonade

2
A construction worker: Holly shit! We have to build a skyscrapper with only ten bricks, a hammer, and a door knob?

Jose: Easy, if life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A construction worker: But don't expect fucking miracles either!

3
Island Guy: Oh Man, I wish there was at least one chick in this small crappy Island that was not my cousin.

Man: Hey Island Guy, Effit! If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

by PokarFace June 20, 2010