Lameez

Lameez is a lovely,beautiful caring person(:
she is always there for her friends and is always happy(:
Lameez is artistic and intelligent.
She resembles a penguin.

Rhianne:Hey look it's Lameez!

Lameez:Hey everybody(: (: (:

That Lameez is so lovely.

by Rh1997 June 29, 2011

lamer

Someone or something that is lame, although someone who uses the word 'lamer' would definatly not use the word 'lame'. The person in question is normally a fool, and very very annoying.

In a counter-strike server.

*dead*Player1:"I hate th is game, i jusst spent 3 hrs dwnlding a new patch n its still crap, and every1 cheets.
*dead*Afk | kestrel:"Don't play then"
*dead*Player1:"I wnna know how to hack, someone teach me"
*dead*Afk | Kestrel:"Type in your console 'bind mouse1 kill' and you'll kill everyone you fire at"
*dead*Player1:"How do i get down my consol"
*dead*Afk | Kestrel:"the key to the left of '1'"
(A few moments pass)
(The round restarts)
***Player1 Died
Afk | Kestrel:"Lamer..."

by Kestrel November 16, 2004

Joke lamprey

A person who tries to claim a funny thought, or joke as their own when they either had nothing or very little to do with it.

Guy 1: Did I tell you about the new sex position I came up with, I call it the Lazy Astronaut.
Guy 2:Dude you did not invent that I already read about it on the Urban Dictionary.
Guy 1:ummm yea I was the one who posted it
Guy 2: B.S. man! I know the dude that invented it! You are such a Joke Lamprey...

by Salmonhq February 13, 2008

Lambretta

A form of small wheeled motorcycle with a space between the forks and engine space. (A wordscooter/word)
Produced mainly by the Innocenti company in Italy between 1948 (?) and 1974 (?) they are arguably one of the finest designed motorcycles ever.

Much loved by Scooterboys

Damn clutch has gone on my Lambretta again.

by FB from www.Scooterboy-world.com October 15, 2003

lamerific

Something so void of any redeeming quality that the term lame just doesn't describe it well enough.

Signing the paperwork for my new house was so lamerific, I am now tied to this thing for life.

by JohnHowie December 15, 2009

chocolate layered cake

the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.

chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.

by grant leon October 18, 2007

lameme

1. noun: Obviously formed by the union of LAME and MEME. This is a meme that has had its moment of glory and should have died years ago, but is still referenced by particularly lame people trying to be hip and/or cool.

2. interjection: The response apathetically or sarcastically exclaimed when someone invokes a lameme.

Blurting or typing out "EPIC FAIL LOL" everytime someone trips.

Proclaiming FML! on your FB update after anything slightly less than pleasant happens.

Creating a lolcat titled "Icanhasnewlaptop" after tripping

and breaking your laptop, pathetically lameme.

"Just dropped laptop EPIC FAIL LOL, can't get new one until the order has ran through the system. FML!"
*eye roll* lameme.....

by thanks cindy! June 26, 2010