Bun Ladin

An imaginative domestic rabbit who once fancied himself heading up a violent fringe group of seriously pissed-off rabbits who had essentially named himself after the Saudi born Al Qaeda terrorist, Bin Ladin.

Sadly, Bun Ladin, a lifelong pacifist and herbivore, was not the sharpest tool in the shed, and so, during a difficult time in his pampered life, he had inadvertently put himself on a US government watchlist that he’d have done better to remain off of; he certainly would not have died in a barrage of heavy gunfire during the nighttime black ops stealth operation as he did!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2021

Mars Landing

A Mars Landing is performed in the dark by transferring the burning remains of your joint to the tip your burning cigarette so you don't burn your lips. As you make the transfer, the small, glowing joint looks like it's approaching a larger glowing orb, like the "red planet" Mars.

"Damn. I'm burning my lips. You got a clip for this joint?"

"No. But you can put it on my cigarette."

"A Mars Landing. Good thinking."

by girthatron July 6, 2010

glen landing middle school

a school that suck and is filled with snakes,clowns,hoes,sluts,snakes

glen landing middle school sucks

by pokadotpuppies44 September 10, 2019

Mays Landing

Bustiling suburb of Atlantic City in Southern New Jersey. There are two sides of Mays Landing. The first side is the side most visitors see that has the Hamilton Mall and the movie theatre. The other side, while it has downtown Mays Landing, is nothing but trees and the occasional housing development here and there. The second side is also known to shoobies from Philadelphia who enjoy clogging the streets to take a short cut to Ocean City on the weekends.

Hey lets cut through Mays Landing and shave 5 minutes off of our trip to Ocean City. They wont mind.

by JK255 January 2, 2010

Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier

The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.

I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)

by ManfredManley October 3, 2013

osama bin ladin

Saudi billionnaire living in Afghanistan (suspected of masterminding the terrorists bombings of two American embassies in Africa in 1998, and the crashing of hijacked planes into the Pentagon and the Twin Towers (WTC) in the USA in 2001, causing thousands of deaths, and the destruction of the famous skyscrapers). Hated most by Americans.

Note: "bin" in Arabic means "son of", so his name means "Osama the son of Laden".

America will kick Osama bin Laden's ass.

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Carrier Landings

A Navy game involving a long flat table and, generally, a lot of beer. Participants run toward the table and dive onto it face-first. The goal is to arrive safely and not slide off the end. Refinements such as the need to engage "arresting gear" with one’s toes, "crash and smash" teams using pitchers of beer to extinguish post-crash fires, etc., are common.

If we get fucked up enough we can play carrier landings.

by Atomic Johnny March 30, 2005