Laid

The only way you will get laid,
Is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait.

My mum got laid by me she’s pregnant now and I should not do that to my auntie because she is

Clostrophobiac

by Lqoqllakamnan October 23, 2018

laid

the short and short of it is to go out and screw peeps.

chick 1:yea, i just got back from screwin that one guy.
chick 2: coolio.

by kitty December 1, 2003

hair is laid

When someone's hair looks really good because it is pressed or flat-ironed to the point of satisfaction to viewers of the hair

Person 1: hey, gurl! Just did my hair. sending you a pic in a sec.
Person 2: okay.....Dang gurl! yo hair is laid!
Person 1: thanks. Tried really hard too. so it looks good?
Person 2: it looks great!

by Perkiiperkins September 3, 2013

laid ease

the cooler way of saying ladies

okay laid ease this is the tea

by tea stirrer June 14, 2018

got laid

having hot sweaty sex
Men tend to be happy after getting laid.

Raquel: I wonder why he was being so nice today in class
Emily: Maybe he got laid for the first time

by the man and the teacher February 25, 2009

Laid Up

To lay in bed with your lover many hours after you've woken up. It is a very pleasurable, very romantic state to be in. This time is usually used to talk, kiss, make love, watch tv, or drift in and out of sleep.

We extended our checkout because we were laid up all morning.

by Lucas McKenzie August 1, 2010

David Laid

David Laid is a bodybuiding YouTuber who inspired millions of teenagers through his epic transformation and his sick aesthetics.

Joe: did you see David Laids transformation video? He’s so asthetic!

Charles: yes I did! Def on roids tho

by JourMuum August 18, 2021