Online Badminton

The term used to describe horny males who "shuttle cocks" across the internet.

Nah, I'm not really as in to Online Badminton as you are.

by UrbanBurgerKing September 7, 2015

Laddington Bear

Someone who, despite being abandoned by his old family, always makes sure to get the lads involved in the banter. (Preferably peruvian)

"I really like John actually, he's a Laddington Bear that one."

by LaddingtonBear September 21, 2016

lamington

the reason y i'm so fat

each time i fucked ur mum... she gave me a lamington

by Mr. Nude Twister December 22, 2003

Alishia the badminton slut

Where sluts called Alishia go on a Friday afternoon. Some Alishias go on Wednesday as well if they are feeling frisky. Dress code for badminton is: 'slutty goes far in life'. The motto for Alishias badminton slut club as said by Alishia A herself "the sluttier the better".

Girl UL: Alishia can I come to the badminton slut club??
Alishia the badminton slut(president of club): yeah sure you can - we can make anyone into a slut within a matter of a few sessions

by Alishia is a slut November 23, 2013

Badminton

A cool game that you can play with others seems like tennis but less popular.

BadmintonPlayer: "Wanna play Badminton today?
BadmintonPlayer2: "Nah bro i f****d my wrist yesterday"

by Pythonology April 19, 2020

Suck my Badminton.

A phrase to say in your Gym Class When your Playing Badminton, And horribly failing. And then say that you have won. (This shall piss the opposing team to be very pissed off at you.

Ugly stupid girl: Thats not how you play bitch, Now we got a free point.

Awesomely person: "Suck my Badminton." Bitchh! We fucking won GTFO.

by Nigga Bitch February 23, 2013

badminton

code word for Anal Sex.

Paul and Doug play badminton once a month.

by JohnD123000009 April 29, 2009