Laddie of the night

Male prostitute.

Play on 'lady of the night'.

Guy: You manwhore.
Guy 2: I prefer to be called a "laddie of the night".

by theseheights January 22, 2011

ladidookie

The small yet well shaped firm turd, I.e. dookie, emited by a tiny lady person who basically only eats greens and fruits and who hasn’t had a good greasy hamburger in years. Pronounced “lady-dookie”.

She was jamming on the treadmill, hitting mile 4 in just 28 minutes when she suddenly had to jump off and hit the rest room with her ladidookie.

by 5MFun October 18, 2023

Sleep-Ladding

The act of throwing lads unintentionally in your sleep.

Sir J-Douxx twas passed out piss drunk, and out of nowhere, twas thee who was sleep-ladding.

by A Laddie September 20, 2011

Anal-Laddin

This is what you are when you can’t take a girl to Disney but still provide Butt-Ventures on the magic carpet you inherited from your grandparents living room

You may be Hercules to your girl - But you can never stand up to Anal-Laddin and the bottom pleasures involved. I win.

by goejonzalez January 4, 2019

Gay Laddo

Originaly from laddo (craig hembury), he was re-named gay laddo after a google search was done on 'gay laddo' and he poped up second from the top, just under gay mexican laddo

gay laddo, you going to go to mexico and become a gay mexican laddo

by Bez July 29, 2004

Laddie

A kid (usually under the age of 15) that never makes any sense.

The Lad: I pooped then fortnited
Adam: The laddie makes no sense

by bruhv March 3, 2020

Laddish Behaviour

Acts of truly noble lads. Often inspired by testosterone, and generally found in groups.

Such as;

excessive drinking, excessive smoking, excessive shagging, excessively being a lad.

Laddish behaviour also involves the mistreatment of others, especially women.

Tim Berg - Seek Bromance Official Video.

1: 'Dude, why did you just get off with that girl and then spit your gum in her mouth?'

2: 'Don't know man, she was a crap pull.'

1: 'Laddish Behaviour!'

by CherryBakeweller November 19, 2010