latex laceration 

wen ur having anal w/ a chcik, but u dont no she a gross dirty ass ho. during ur anal experience, she lets a huge ass fart rip. this rips ur condom, and u attract many std's and die.

WTF! i thot u were down, bitch! y the hell did u let tht butt bullet go! no im gonna die. ur a skanky ass ho hu shuld die!

latex laceration by fucksoid February 18, 2005

lucretia 

*bonk*
she will bonk you

lucretia sure knows how to bonk

lucretia by sheeeeeesh_itsme November 19, 2022

Lacreacia 

Lacreacia is the best dance teacher ever. She's a little bit of a pyschopath but we love her anyway. Most people are a little afraid of her but try their best to hide it.

"Why are those dancers crying?"
"Lacreacia did her plank warm um"
"Oh shit gotta go."
"Yeah no thanks"

Lacreacia by itsmeleigh November 30, 2018

Lucretia 

Simply wordless, can’t describe her

“Describe Lucretia in 3 words”
“I can’t”

Lucretia by Evan Crog April 20, 2022

LaCreatura 

French for "The Creature". That's it.

Man 1: Did you know that LaCreatura is the most useless definition on Urban Dictionary?

Man 2: LaCreatura? LaCreatura Creatura?

Man 1: Nervermind.

LaCreatura by MasButters October 11, 2025

Lacatiavora

The uncanny feeling that a lizard is looking at you from somewhere.

I was just standing and talking with my friends today when I suddenly got lacatiavora.

Lacatiavora by Haezico January 21, 2026