Laxgating

The act of waiting in the bathroom, before you have a bowl movement, after you take a laxitive and or stool softener

Dude, sorry I can't make it to the party, I've been laxgating for the past twenty minutes.

by Victem_Sassquatch August 5, 2008

lactating

The act in which milk squirts from a delicious whorls titties.

The stripper started lactating while we had sex in the dirty hotels closet

by Asstittyballz December 7, 2015

labralingus

The act of having a labrador lick the girlie bits, kind of like cunnilingus, but not.

I came home to find my wife in bed with the dog and a jar of peanut butter, and they were both enjoying labralingus!

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz December 23, 2016

Lactating Pregnant Latinas

Its Johnny sins final words before losing to the ohio final boss

john : Hey joe johnny sins final words are "lactating pregnant latinas"
joe : Oh Thank you john

by zyad_ November 20, 2022

labouting

laying about; hanging around; doing nothing

Hey, whatcha doin?
Oh, just labouting.

by seanpmi December 9, 2008

Labiatis

When a man is acting similar to a Labia (the lips of a vagina). Hence the man is much like a camel toe or roast beef!

Ryan Olsen caught a case of Labiatis forcing him to miss golf league.

by Watso666 May 11, 2010

Lavitating

When one is salivating and levatating at the same time.

In many horror movies, the afflicted character levatates and sometimes salivates while levatating, therefore, lavitating.

by Someone stole my name! May 25, 2010