Lumsdenitis

A brain deficiency causing someone to be abnormally soft, often comparable to a feathered pillow or a soft piece of diarrhea. Symptoms of this disease include: going to sleep at 9:30 pm on weekends, only being able to handle up to 5 shots in any 2 hour period, being belligerent from half a four loko, being full off half a sald, and falling asleep in random places such as buses,trains, and other peoples beds.

1. "Wow i just feel terrible for that kid, i heard he just got diagnosed with Lumsdenitis."

2. Mom: (crying) "O where did we go wrong, he used to be such a man."

Dad: "Its not our fault, he was born with Lumsdenitis"

3. "He fell asleep at 8, he must have Lumsdenitis"

by Jmoney, Blatt Blatt March 6, 2011

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cowin' lush

A mixture of the words cowin' and lush, this is a South Wales word, largely used in Swansea. It is used to describe something that is particularly amazing or attractive.

"Oh, have you seen that new girl? She's cowin' lush she is!"

or

"Oh ger a load of this ice cream. It's cowin' lush!"

by L Bobbins March 6, 2009

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Matthew Lush

Matthew Lush is gay YouTube vlogger who has been internet famous likely for longer than a portion of his fans have been alive. He got his start on Myspace in 2005, and got the username "GayGod" when his original account got deleted and fans instantly flocked to his new one. His friend said he was "like a gay god" and the name just stuck. Matthew was also known for doing live shows on Stickam, a live streaming service that shut down in 2013. He later branched out to YouTube, opening his Lush channel in 2005, and GayGod in 2006. In 2007 he was #7 most subscribed, and became one of the first YouTube partners. He was still Myspace famous at this time, having nearly 400,000 friends at his peak. Years down the line, his internet fame started to slow down. However, in 2013 he started uploading to YouTube more consistently, and eventually grew both of his channels to over 1 million subscribers. In 2015, he had a dispute with Lush Cosmetics over them re-claiming his YouTube username "Lush", and he started a boycott campaign. In late 2017, Matthew put a pause on his Lush vlog channel and has yet to resume it. As of 2018, Matthew is still doing YouTube on GayGod, streaming on YouNow almost daily, interacting with his fans through Twitter, and is still a vegan (of nearly 12 years).

Matthew Lush and his fans are boycotting Lush Cosmetics.

by grapefruitgay February 18, 2018

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lushotology

Fake religion made up by the band "The Network" (who are actually the three members Green Day in disguise and two other people). It's a joke, part of the elaborate creation of The Network. Basically followers believe intoxication is great. Here's some of the fake history:

Controversial church established in 1981 by romance novel writer Hal Don Burre. He got the inspiration one day when he went to a bar, couldn't decide what to order, had the bartender pour all of the liquor into one glass, inventing the "Long Island Ice Tea." He then went inot a drug induced coma, envisioned the church, and wrote a book called Intoxication is Intoxicating. It became the new religions bible.

Tre: Dude, I'm in Lushotology
Mike: What the hell is that, man?
Tre: Uhhh...it's a great religion. We get drunk all the time

by JingJing October 8, 2005

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lush hour

1. whenever women who work together decide they should go drinking together. Usually it is right after work and usually there are margaritas involved. It almost always ends in pregnancy, divorce, herpes, deportation and or D.U.I.

After the pheromone factory closed for the day, Tammy and her five female co-workers hooked up at Paco's Taco Shack in Houston to catch the "lush hour" specials. Twenty years later in a Mexican prison Tammy reflectedon that night, "yeah probably should have just gone home instead".

by Fotofly November 27, 2010

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