LPS

Levatating Penis Syndrome, when in a car or while high and one feels their penis "levatating" up and down, usualy stimulating a tingling sensation.

Whoa, I contracted LPS from that hill in the road!

by ph0o BHS Tennis December 2, 2010

LPS

Local Paki Shop - Refers to a corner shop ran by a Middle Eastern family or person.

- I need a drink man!

- The LPS is Round the corner, go there.

by Dude Man 123 April 6, 2009

autumnleaf_lps

autumnleaf_lps is a slut for jamlesspeaches

autumnleaf_lps would definitely strip down for jamlesspeaches

by secretlyahoe September 27, 2018

lpsplayer23

awesome person aka me since i’m lpsplayer23 🤪🤪🤪

“have you heard of lp-“
“YES.”
“…ok”

lpsplayer23

by LIAGHS ON TITKKTJTKT November 15, 2021

LPS

Liquid Power Shit- a form of crap that is liquid and shoots out of your butthole. noramlly not a comfortable occurence.

I had a totally bad case of LPS in the bathroom.

by gjkgjkg April 19, 2008

LPS

LPS (Le Parti Stupide) THE STUPID PARTY. LPS is a commonly used name for the GOP , especially its Fox News faction .

I can't believe the LPS is 50% Birther

by Goodtwitty October 15, 2015

LPSI factor

losers per square inch

Since I arrived here, I have noticed that this place has a very high LPSI factor.

by j.bowen January 3, 2007