Larsches Lox

The only way to describe a well cultivated mullet.

Rachel from Beefs Barbers has done a great job on Shmick’s Larsches Lox.

by ShmickROK November 26, 2019

Slap the Lox

Female masturbation.

I’m going to slap the lox as soon as I get home tonight. I’ve been wet all day.

I watched my sister slap the lox in the shower last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

lick the lox

v. (1) to perform cunnilingus. (2) to perform cunnilingus on a Jewish woman, sometimes used specifically for an Ashkenazi (of Eastern European descent) Jewish woman. (3) also, more generally, to describe someone attracted to women, or attraction to (sometimes Ashkenazi) Jewish women

"Does Ari date non-Jewish women?"
"Nah, he's all about licking the lox."

"Girl, you blew him last time and he didn't reciprocate? All I can say is that tonight he'd better lick the lox."

"I was going to ask her out but then I realized that she was probably into licking the lox."

by whollyjew April 8, 2010

bad lox

bad lox is smoked salmon that has gone rancid.

I ate bad lox and was throwing up for a week. I'm never eating lox again.

by DaRealLooch January 20, 2021

eating the lox

v. to eat out the vagina in a pleasurable fashion (lox is a type of fish which refers to the vagina)(mostly used for jewish girls but can be used for all girls)

Yo i heard john likes eating the lox.
Yea amanda gets quite happy but that shit is nasty.

by Mufasa and Ezekial July 16, 2008

Chicken Poxy Lox

A disease that chickens get caused by severe depression.

Side note: May cause you to rip off your ear

"Did you rip off your ear because of Chicken Poxy Lox AGAIN??"

"What did u say I cant hear you because i have no ears"

"Did that chicken just get Chicken Poxy Lox??"

"I think so"

by yes. pro handle by the only k_ March 12, 2022

Black Lox

Jason's hair, if you want to call it hair, is the ugliest, most diguisting, pieces of shit exsisting. Everytime i see your hair i want to vomet.

Looking at jason's black lox makes me want to vomet.

by He who cannot be named December 14, 2004