Me Lon cat

The smartest creature in the universe that always looks concerned for your well-being. She learns vast amounts of knowledge through her mentors: Willy, Tuni, and Kibben. She is in her youth at the moment, placing her in the smolest form of her life cycle. Through her life, she will transition from a micro Boin to a massive cabt with virtually unlimited power. She is the guardian of our known universe, and resides with her family, Lexi and the stuffed animals. Every day she undergoes a rigorous task devised by her masters, given to her in the knowledge tree. She is constantly expanding her combat abilities, as well as her intellectual experience. Within our lifetime, she will conquer earth, where everyone will bow and worship to her awesomeness.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my God, is that ME LON CAT

by Bsjd I. June 18, 2021

Boob-lon-tondra

To have messed up or made a mistake.

Andy: Crap, I boob-lon-tondred again!

Jack: Where'd you boob-lon-tondra now?

Andy: I boob-lon-tondred with this pipe bomb. We'll be dead within a matter of seconds.

Jack: That's one hell of a boob-lon-tondra.

by Chenandler Bong November 7, 2007

chu tieu xam lon qua

when you see a vietnamese say this, that mean they don't quite understand what youre saying

don't say anymore chu tieu xam lon qua

by hoag n1m March 10, 2022

me lon

The state vegetable of Oklahoma and also the most delicious, juiciest, most scrumptious fruit known to humanity. Popularly enjoyed by cats, monkeys, and gamer girls alike. Simple to eat due to a naturally occurring rind that can be used as a handle if cut properly.

saeren: today i ate some me lon
zaeki: me too! *sends me lon gif*

by youremomhahagotem May 20, 2021

Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid

At least it died before Ree-lon's dad got a hold of it.

Hym "Ree-lon Musk's half mentally retarded dead kid managed to escape the grooming and molestation it would likely endure as a member of the Musk clan but the real question is: Does Elon's step-sister have to allow herself to get molested to aquire any of Elon's dad's money? I would guess PROBABLY and I am a very good guesser!"

by Hym Iam July 21, 2025

Ta Lon

Ta Lon a beautiful and sexy person. A nice, loving, adorable, and caring friend. He’s known to be better in a relationship. Ta Lon’s is super loyal.

You and Ta Lon make such a good couple.
I know Ta Lon is so nice.

by Yokersomer November 21, 2021

lon hare

Lon hare is code speak for shaving ones testicles and putting the pubic trimmings in another persons food.

I did the lon hare this morning to you know who...

by qualitypro September 25, 2010