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Caca Lolipop

1. A lollipop made from caca that you lick for the great taste of poop.

2. A miniature stick with poop on the end of it.
I licked the shit off the Caca Lolipop
by Gay4Ghosts July 1, 2018
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vanilla lolipop

when a women is performing oral sex on your penis you cut her head off leaving a white and red head on your penis like a lolipop.
oral sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex penis. "You will let me give you a vanilla lolipop if you love me."
by john little May 4, 2006
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irish lolipop

When receiving a blow-job and the blower proceeds to sneezes on your penis them proceeds to finish you anyway snot and all.
Yeah she had a cold so it was more of an irish lolipop than a bj.
by Quirk37 February 25, 2011
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lollipoped

When someone hacks your Facebook account and logs a stupid post. Classics include: "Does anyone have a lollipop?" and "I like poop".
Hey man, what's up with that post?

Damn... Not again. My brother grabbed my iPhone lollipoped me.
by Xluthru April 13, 2011
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lollipops and fancy pants

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.
Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"
by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019
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Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows is a song made by Leslie Gore that anyone could like, well unless you are a Norwegian communist that wears a red hoodie, wears a Band-Aid on his face, has Horn-like Hair, and is obsessed with Giant robots, then you would be pissed why its playing.
Edd: Where's Tord?
Tom: I blasted Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows and he ran away from the house.
by Worse than JJ March 28, 2020
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Fat man's lollipop

A pizza cutter that has cheese and toppings on it from cutting a pizza.
Frankie licked his fat man's lollipop after cutting his pizza.
by jonesypeace January 7, 2012
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