lolbitesnake

An alternative term for a venomous snake.

The snake on the floor of the hummer in Gone in 60 seconds is NOT an lolbitesnake, the occupants of the vehicle were in no danger whatsoever.

by theAnusWrita February 2, 2010

Lolcatz

A website which depicts grammatically inept, socialist cats that suck time out of anyone who is foolish enough to look. Most likely created by crazy cat ladies... or Hitler, either way they're frickin' sweeet!!

"Hey man, have you heard from Luke?"

"Nah man, he was on Lolcatz last I heard."

"Damn they got him, too"

by Lolcatz lover February 23, 2010

lolcats

An internet meme created by the anonymous imageboard 4chan (lol rules 1&2) as Caturday in 2005 or earlier, which was recently stolen by www.icanhascheezburger.com and renamed lolcats. Most of the images currently circulating have been directly ripped without any consent from the board.

Retard: OMGHAI LIEK HAV U SEEN THE NEW HOTTEST TING LOLCATS???!!??
/b/tard: Yeah, I saw it 2 years ago before it was stolen by www.icanhascheezburger.com and renamed.

by Anonymi July 9, 2007

Lolathon

persistent loling till one can lol no more

"That film was an absolute lolathon"

by breeeeeeee January 7, 2007

Lobato

A sexual activity wherein the performer ejaculates onto his own back, usually by flipping over whilst the ejaculate is still in midair.

Greg got bored of masturbating, so he started spicing it up with acrobatics like the Lobato.

by Rag Man December 1, 2010

lolbster

Lol, crustacean mode!

Dude: What's that disease called when you look young your whole life?
Guy: Ummm, infant death..
Dude: lolbster!!

by The Lolcano October 1, 2007

LOLbotomy

LOL-bot-o-my (lol-BOT-uh-mee)
- noun, plural - mies.

1. When a person does nothing but laugh during a conversation, particularly when involuntary.

2. When a poster on a message board responds only with "lol" or "lirl" in every thread.

1. "Have you talked to Janet today? She won't stop giggling, it's like she had a LOLbotomy or something."

2. "STFU hot_chik69, when did you get a LOLbotomy?"

by Hiroshima, Mon Amour February 16, 2009