at least it can't get any worse

Something you say right before things get a lot worse.

Man: "My mom just died. Well, at least it can't get any worse!"
*Gets hit by an 18-wheeler*

by A Fish Out Of Water April 12, 2016

last but not least

A term used to describe something last usually on lists but are not the worst

...And last but not least (insert subject here)

by rubyjohnson1234567890 April 6, 2019

Definition must have at least 20 letters and 3 words

stupid rule that urban dictionary made

i made a definition that good but it wasnt long enough so i had to make it longer

by hornybastard March 14, 2005

At least 6

The appropriate answer to anything relating to value of any kind. Can be used despite the context. Normally said even though the answer is below at least 6.

(To be spoken soos 'n boet )
Greg: That's a lekker car my boetie... what did it cost?
Shapranth: At least 6

by Disciple of GavGav June 6, 2018

At least it's not semen.

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.

"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."

by Tits October 2, 2007

afc least

A term used to describe the AFC East division of the NFL, due to the fact that the New England Patriots win it (almost) every year as the Miami Dolphins, Buffalo Bills, and New York Jets are perpetually terrible.

The Patriots have won the AFC Least for the eleventh year in a row, what a surprise.

by Pyrple October 20, 2019

At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself

"At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself."
(Introspective)

"At least YOU'RE....."
(Outrospective)

-Phrase meaning "It could always be worse..." or "I could be doing worse things right now."

Examples of At least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.

A) Reassuring; In a bad situation used to remind another that "it could be worse." (Ex: "I know your life is chaotic right now, and you're full of inner pain....But at least you're not rubbing penises all over yourself.)

B) Optimistic; Use to reassure oneself that "It's not that bad." {Ex: "Even though I have no money, no job, no car, no girl...at least I'm not rubbing penises all over myself.")

C) Derogatory; Used to insinuate homosexuality in a straight friend. (Ex: "I may be having sex with a fat chick...BUT at least IM not rubbing PENISES ALL OVER MYSELF...GARY!")

by Eric Vilenica, Cody Hausner, Mike Pope January 11, 2009