Lavender Unicorn Syndrome

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.

"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.

by VannerWriter November 20, 2011

lavender blood

the feeling when you’re body is so mentally and physically exhausted it goes into a dream like state. you may experience nostalgia, flashbacks, hallucinations as well as suicidal thoughts. lavender is being pumped through your veins and the world is seen from a new perspective.
inspo: “lavender blood”- fox academy

“i can’t do this anymore. it feels like i have lavender blood. i cant keep living like this”

by mentally drained January 15, 2021

Lavender May Avery

The beautiful daughter of internet influencer, Gabriela Gonzalez, and pop singer, Jack Avery. She was born on April 22, 2019 (earth day)

“Did you hear about Jack Avery and Gabbie Gonzalez’s daughter?”
“No.. what’s her name?!”
“Lavender May Avery”

by @cute_.wdw._ May 19, 2019

My Lavender

Lavender is the person you met and instantly clicked with. They're the sweetest, most genuine person you've ever laid eyes on. They walked into your life like they had always lived there, being in their presence brings out the best version of yourself.

Hey (insert name) you are my lavender. And I love you for it..

by Bruceinbalz January 13, 2022

Lavecchia’d

When you wait until the last second to cut someone off when merging.

I was just driving along and this guy lavecchia’d the shit out of me!

by DCil22 May 30, 2018

lavendacious

smelling or tasting of lavender

The stripper's perfume was lavendacious.

by hot-sauce March 6, 2015

lavender menace

The Lavender Menace was an informal group of lesbian radical feminists formed to protest the exclusion of lesbians and lesbian issues from the feminist movement at the Second Congress to Unite Women in New York City on May 1, 1970.

The Republican Party, especially its much-hyped “base,” is in no danger of becoming the next “lavender Menace.”

by theotherofhorn March 1, 2017