lasot

The biggest pussy out of the friend group

“Nigga he ain’t even chill, he’s a Lasot “

by C17fuckyoupussynigga May 11, 2018

lasoooga

a fucking great lasagna from the garfield god himself

friend: hey do you want lasagna
you: nah i got a fucking lasoooga from my mate garfield

by thetrue_lasoooga August 13, 2018

LaSom

LaSom is a shoelace disorder. If you have LaSom, you can often see your shoelaces open and you don't feel like tying them.

Mary: OH my God John! I think you have LaSom!
John: Yes I do! I never feel like tying my shoelaces!

by Akankshya November 3, 2019

lasow

Slang for a fat girl

There are too many lasows at that exercise club.

by GBU April 14, 2021

lasota

Lasota,lasota is a really nice person..but she will be rude when she has to be rude..she loves all her friends and really doesn’t give a shit what you say.Lasota is really swaggy and is the most coolest person you’ll see

lasota,lasts you are really nice

by Workffjekeoeo May 6, 2021

Lasonjay

A young boss with motion, ambition, and just enough charm to talk his way into (or out of) anything.
The type of dude who turns $10K ideas into million-dollar plans before breakfast.
Smooth in conversation, strategic in business, and always thinking three moves ahead.
Traits:
Hustler mindset

Natural flirt, but calculated
Big on leveling up (money, physique, lifestyle)
Talks slick but backs it up

Bro how you flip that into profit already?”
“Man you know that’s just Lasonjay energy.”
Synonyms: Young CEO. Motion. Him.

by Wbtjay February 19, 2026

Ziz Lasota

Alright. Bezos is having the New York times publish a fake terrorist extremist narrative. It was published 4 hours ago by Jason Calvi. Thanks Jeffrey. Now that President Trump has already declared that the New York Times is a fake news distributor and you've published this article...

Hym "I'll be able to say 'Hey! This sounds a lot like that Ziz Lasota story that the New York Times published! I looks to me like you're doing a Ziz Lasota to me!' Because that's the same thing you're accusing her of. And I don't know any Ziz Lasota so I'm not a part of her group. And I told you guys not to do an I am Sparticus. Like, it's all just words until people start dying ain't it? And I'm sure there's more to the story isn't there?"

by Hym Iam July 6, 2025