lapdog

One or more females sitting on your lap.

"Let's go to the strip club and get a couple lapdogs!"

by Xanier ramirez January 26, 2008

Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

Wow, Amy is such a whore! We had our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer December 17, 2008

Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

I couldn't believe it! I was on my first date with Fray and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer99 December 19, 2008

Irish Lapdog

When a girl blows you, catches all of your cum in her hands as you ejaculate, and then hungrily laps up all of the spum off of her hands.

Holy smokes Amy is such a slut! We went on our first date last night and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one timer April 2, 2009

LAPDOG ZOMBIE

More loyal then any police dog as a human being drug addict will do anything for their DRUG FIX.

Hey badge 2298 just get that LAPDOG ZOMBIE at HAWKS GYM AND GAY SPA BRYAN as he will clean up for you and get the job done just for that simple FIX

by RACKETEARING FAMILY NAME August 4, 2021