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learned the clarinet at school

Slang for 'able to give a fucking fantastic blowjob'.
"Let's just say she learned the clarinet at school," John replied, as his mates crowed loudly and patted him on the back.
by Ferretsoup November 7, 2012
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learned

To be taught the proper procedure after making an obviously stupid mistake.

To be owned due to a lack of knowledge.
"Dang son, you just got learned!"

Maybe next time, you'll pay attention fool. LEARNED.
by IMretardo November 21, 2005
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my learned friend

In a British court of law, the free/hired legal representation. Often used to point out discrepancies between what the representation said and what the evidence or testimony claimed.

Can be used for defence or prosecution lawyers.
Your honour, you may be so kind to notice that my learned friend made several incorrect assumptions early in this case, and based on her uncertainty over these matters, that what she said be stricken from the record.
by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004
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learned'd

A huge thread for a bunch of fags on NICOclub
Hey, let's all be gay and post random crap on the Learned'd thread today!
by NICOclub November 21, 2010
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Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.
If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?
by Fearman July 14, 2007
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learned on the bus

When someone uses phrase "learned on the bus", he actually reffers to hours of learning home masked as a casual low interest in following exam.
"Hey man, how did you prepare for todays exam?" "I only learned on the bus, I'm totally gonna screw it up."
by CiceroIguess March 27, 2019
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Learned

A person who has lost faith in Love/relationships
"Dude that girl was such a Learned I had no hope of dating her."
by nastycheese07 November 9, 2009
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