Keven, commonly known as the superior to “Kevin.”
Keven is an enigma, similar to Bruce Wayne. He is Bruce during the day and the Dark Knight by night. Keven might look like a California surfer but little do you know he is a modern day Bruce Lee.
Keven is a Mr Steal your girl with out even knowing who your girl is, it is said Kevens Pheromones are being studied at Harvard Medical.
Simple Keven is a badass is who doesn’t try but just is, it is Ingrained in his genetic structure.
Keven for president
Keven is an enigma, similar to Bruce Wayne. He is Bruce during the day and the Dark Knight by night. Keven might look like a California surfer but little do you know he is a modern day Bruce Lee.
Keven is a Mr Steal your girl with out even knowing who your girl is, it is said Kevens Pheromones are being studied at Harvard Medical.
Simple Keven is a badass is who doesn’t try but just is, it is Ingrained in his genetic structure.
Keven for president
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