Kumon

SOME SHITTY MATH COURSE. THEY WILL KILL YOU FROM THE INSIDE THEN FROM THE OUTSIDE. I AM DOING KUMON RIGHT THIS MOMENT BECAUSE I NEED HELP PLEASE HELP AH OH GOD FUCK NOOOOOOOO

Mike: "hey can i have a gun"
Quiet kid: "sure, why?"
mike: "Kumon."
quiet kid: "oh."

by ilikeguns:) October 6, 2020

kummoji

When someone says a joke and you cannot control your laugh express with #Kummoji 😆😆😆😆😆

Johny Johny!
Yes Papa!
Eating Sugar?

No papa!
Telling lies?

No Papa!
Open your mouth!
#Kummoji

by PsuedoIntellectual June 7, 2018

Kamookie Joe

The two word phrase Kamookie Joe is used to describe marijuana in any form. Kamookie Joe or the verb Kamookie Joed is also used to describe the feeling/state of being very intoxicated by any drug. The phrase Kamookie Joed is most often used when refering to a person who is extremely high on marijuana over any other drug.Kamookie Joe or simply just Kamookie is used as a describing word for almost any situation/object whether good or bad making it difficult for an outsider of the culture to understand what is being said or the intent of an individual.

I am so Kamookie Joed man.

That is some potent Kamookie Joe.

That's just Kamookie Joe.

I am so excited about that Kamookie.

by John Launchlan August 8, 2008

Kumon Kult

A group of mentally retarded children that think they are funny. Most of them are cellists and if they aren’t cellists then something is definitely wrong with them. They find happiness in watching the world burn with terrible educational things like Kumon, Duolingo and Kahn Academy. If you meet a person in the Kumon Kult, do not make eye contact with them under any circumstances, they are deranged and most of them have rabies.

Person: I see that Kumon Kult person over there
Person 2: Stay away from them, they are crazy. One tried to eat me last week!
Kumon Kult person: UwU you so warm!

by KumonIsMyLife May 16, 2019

kuroo kinnie

😩😩😩😩 hot 🥴💖💕

kuroo kinnies are so funny oh my god 😍😫💕😩

by Light_yagami02 June 12, 2021

kumon

Large asian profit organization which was black listed by the UN because of it's evilness but it failed because kumon had too much money. It's worksheets are made from uncertified tree sources, and this was criticized against them by greenpeace. It is often considered a personal insult to call someone a kumon. (greed)

1)Kumon is operating in 98 countries.
2)Terry is a mean kumon!

by firzenr September 6, 2007

kumotama

The chieftain of Clan Plague Army.

Fun Fact: He's GAY!

Kumotama is a synonym for GAY.

by Austin Lolz0r0r0z December 16, 2008