Krystalynn

She's absolutely freaking amazing! She is incredibly kind, loyal, trustworthy, and clever. Shes a blackbear, gnash, eden, pierce the veil loving mofo 😂 She'll always be there for you and she'll never turn a cold shoulder. She's the greatest friend you could ever have so keep her close! Shes stunningly beautiful and slays life itself. Get you a Krystalynn, you wont regret it.

"oh look its Krystalynn"

"damnnn im so jealous! look at her!"

"ikr?! shes a true jem"

by blckbrtumblrgrl January 20, 2017

Krystalin

She is funny and extremely energetic. She does what she wants they way she wants it done. She is smart, sexy, ambitious and loves to travel. She will be your best friend or your worst enemy, its up to you and how you treat her. She will be loyal to her lover/mate and will bless them with a happy home. She is fearless when it comes to family and will go to the ends of the earth to help them.

Krystalin is a dynamic person and everyone who knows her knows she is the best.

by sexck December 28, 2016

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab

Fry Cook At The Krusty Krab is what ghetto girls and middle-schoolers put in their social-media bio in an attempt to be funny. What it really means is that they are UNEMPLOYED

She is 23 years old and her Tinder Bio says she is a Fry Cook At The KRUSTY KRAB

Bruh that means that hoe is unemployed

by holy guacomole September 13, 2019

Krustal Meth

a concoction of at least 5 different kinds of weed from varying sources. krustal meth must be mixed together while already high and is best smoked out of a bowl while in a circle on the floor. you know you've successfully made krustal meth when the mixture makes you and everyone around you (including chinchillas) veryyyyyy high.

may also be referred to as 'friendship weed'.

that Krustal Meth that kristie mixed last night was the dankness.

by Chin Chollo September 30, 2010

Krusty Burger

When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.

Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!

You:"he he Krusty Burger yum

by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009

Krystal Forscutt

A hot Aussie model with everything every man would like. Firm tits and a nice round ass. She is also in the game NFS Pro Street, where she is a flag girl. With all of her gorgeous features, she is basically God's Gift to Man.

Damn, did you see Krystal Forscutt in that magazine!

by afterlifea7x May 31, 2011

kristal

A smart, beautiful young woman, that has a very large future.

Wow kristal is so smart,

by krisssssssss February 7, 2018