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The land for our holy men who haven't breathed fresh air since the age of 12.
For our small but obviously inferior white weiners.
For all the nice guys who women fears, because we have studied the blade.
For the distinction between pedophilia and ebopophilia.
For all the trollers of libtards
We unite in worshipping some green froggish-thingie, but no homo tho
P.s. we believe in no government, but yeah, government totally owes us sexual encounters with attractive females.
The land for our holy men who haven't breathed fresh air since the age of 12.
For our small but obviously inferior white weiners.
For all the nice guys who women fears, because we have studied the blade.
For the distinction between pedophilia and ebopophilia.
For all the trollers of libtards
We unite in worshipping some green froggish-thingie, but no homo tho
P.s. we believe in no government, but yeah, government totally owes us sexual encounters with attractive females.
#1: So where are you from?
#2: I identify as kekistani.
#1: I asked for your nationality, not if you were sexually active.
#2: I identify as kekistani.
#1: I asked for your nationality, not if you were sexually active.
by Prutmund January 27, 2018
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She is known also as Fat hoe by some
She is known also as Fat hoe by some
Kid:Kristan is a trash teacher to be honest
Kid 2: Really? I have another, what is she like?
Kid: she just sucks. Mainly bitches about kids not paying attention when all shes does is sell food and talk on her phone all class
Kid 2: Really? I have another, what is she like?
Kid: she just sucks. Mainly bitches about kids not paying attention when all shes does is sell food and talk on her phone all class
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