Krishan is the Indian term for a ginormous penis. A Krishan is normally about 17 inches long and has the girth of a small fire extinguisher. Most Krishans have the thrusting power similar to the might of the Soviet Union. It’s to be believed that in ancient days many of the tribal leaders had large Krishans so that they could punish the weak and nimble slaves.
I am now legally blind because my father hath punished me with his Krishan
I would be a straight man if I hadn’t sucked off so many Krishans when I went to banjo camp
I have sucked upon so many Krishans that I can now hear the thoughts of any large black male with in my vicinity
I would be a straight man if I hadn’t sucked off so many Krishans when I went to banjo camp
I have sucked upon so many Krishans that I can now hear the thoughts of any large black male with in my vicinity
by Mega-dong December 2, 2019
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The krishan was grazing in the field.
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by Krishania's daughter January 28, 2021
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Marcus: I looked at krishney today and now I can't see
Chirs: Oh no his intelligence has made you blind
Chirs: Oh no his intelligence has made you blind
by ESC18 October 10, 2021
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