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The Kraft Singles Method

When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.
"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"
by Pimp Daddy Sam January 5, 2021
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krawutisch

Austrian adjectice vor angry/hostile
He is going so much on my nerves. I am getting slowly "krawutisch"
by ThomasfromGermany April 19, 2023
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krawuschig

Austrian slang term derived from the word "krawutisch" which means angry and hostile and the word "wuschig" which means horny or dtf.

Commonly used in the south of Austria. Unknown in other German speaking countries.
Max was so mean to me ... but he is so hot. He is making me "krawuschig"
by ThomasfromGermany April 19, 2023
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Krafty Veteranz

Butt-sex Connoisseur
Person 1: Hey, I had creamy butt-sex

Person 2: Nice you are a Krafty Veteranz
by bjdniceboy March 22, 2010
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kraft dinner

Tonight we'll eat kraft dinner
by Terrance and Philip June 9, 2004
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Kraftwerk

Possibly the greatest electro techno style group ever! One of Germanys finest exports! An extremely big hit in the 80s. No one should dis them they are great.
Hey Hawker put some Kraftwerk on!!!!
by Hawker February 13, 2004
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kraft

apparently the way america spells cheese
"America spells cheese k-r-a-f-t."
by xInsipidx June 16, 2005
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