mr. kraft

the coolest teacher alive. enjoys aged white cheddar cheese puffs and original Doritos.

Student: The answer is five!
Mr. Kraft: Actually the answer to everything is white cheddar cheese puffs.

by agedcheddarawesomeness May 22, 2018

kaffer

a racial slur in south africa for blacks, very derogatory.

That kaffer over there is worhtless to me, would you like to buy him for five rand?

by jason reti July 2, 2005

kraftwerk

Kraftwerk a Krautrock/German band that started Techno/Eletronica. As they were the first band to use only synthesizers. Their music is the root influence of current day music such as; Rap, Hip Hop, Techno, Alternative and many other genres music.

"Whoot! There It Is" and other Rap songs' BEATS would not have been possible without the transformation of Kraftwerk's electronic influences.

by vv March 9, 2004

The Kraft Singles Method

When your having sex with a girl and she asks you to put on a condom, you pull out a Kraft Singles Mac & Cheese cheese packet that you've been saving in your pocket, and open it to fake the sound of a condom wrapper opening. Later, when she asks you to go down on her, you pour the cheese into her pussy to make it taste better.

"She asked me to go down on her!"
"Daaaamn that sucks!"
"It's okay, I used The Kraft Singles Method. I was able to hit it raw, and get a snack!"

by Pimp Daddy Sam January 5, 2021

kaffufle

A word to describe being confused or frustrated

Friend 1: did you do that test today
Friend2: yea i was so kaffufled

by Emmerlu February 14, 2017

Kaffeekuchenkatzenbaumhaus

A treehouse designed for cats to leisurely indulge in coffee and cake.

I dream of building a Kaffeekuchenkatzenbaumhaus for my beloved cats one day, where they can relax and enjoy treats.

by HappyCleaner82 June 19, 2023

kroff dinner

Kraft Dinner. "Kroff" is a phonetic spelling of the Canadian pronunciation of "Kraft", which makes what Americans refer to as Macaroni and Cheese.

Originally used in the Terrance and Philip special: "Not Without My Anus" episode from season 2 of South Park.

It's been a long day, and only Kroff Dinner can calm my nerves.

by Ugly Bob October 22, 2004