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Penis Koozie

A Penis Koozie refers to a woman who is used by a man for sex. Also slang for Vagina.
Did you see Devan's new penis koozie? She is smoking hot!
by Perpetual Excess August 28, 2009
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Koonzie

Short for a coon and a white girl that can't stop drinking tea and has a love/hate relationship with Mexicans. Typically has long brown hair and laughs hysterically at everything. Also likes to say "fuck you", and hates everything on a daily basis. Her life is very interesting.
That girl is such a koonzie.
by beean October 25, 2016
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kooties

Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies ranging from undesirable personality characteristics and poor hygiene habits to bacterial germs; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers, and occasionally by adults, usually with humorous overtones.
Used in the plural

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States
1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.
by dakangan February 7, 2006
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KoozieFlu

The act of confining swine flu inside a beer koozie via cough and/or yawn. The ending result is then passed to a unsuspecting friend who then contracts koozieflu.
I just covered my cough with my koozie then gave it to Jim. I hope he doesn't get koozieflu.
by Beautoneous May 3, 2009
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koozin

Being on the perfect level high. Stoned out of your mind but still in control.
What chu up to man?
Just koozin all day, dude.
by 420daily November 11, 2013
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Beer Koozied

When you've had anal sex with a dark skinned woman who has a voluptuous derriere or booty.

Where the dark skin of her ass cheeks and tight sphincter look and act as the Koozie, and the mans penis resembles the bottom end of the beer bottle going into its Koozie.
One Guido said to the other Guido, I Beer Koozied this bootylicious chick up against the wall in the alley outside the club last night, fist pump!!
by 420Freetime February 3, 2012
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Kelvikuri koothiyan

An imaginary koothi who posts love failure status in an attempt to get people's attention and empathy
Karthi and Arivan were kelvikuri koothiyans,which they passed it on to Jana
by Katie 101 April 22, 2020
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