Hong Kong Speed 

So fast and beast just like the speed of Hong Kong

"When are you going to be there"
"Already there, hong kong speed man"

Hong Kong Speed by Wonton Panda September 26, 2010

Hong Kong surprise

When you are at an oriental message parlor and waiting for your happy ending the chick pulls out her cock and makes you suck it. She finishes with a donkey punch because at this point you are confused.

Dan walked into the lucky dragon and was expecting a happy ending when all of the sudden the woman pulls out her cock and forces poor dan into the Hong Kong surprise. Dan is confused but somewhat aroused then she donkey punches him to finish him off.

Hong Kong surprise by twigsandberries October 24, 2011

Kong Shlong 

Some guy with a big dick

God dayum that's a real kong shlong right there

Kong Shlong by Mega succ 69 420 March 8, 2017

The Diddy Kong Smash 

The Diddy Kong Smash is the perfect sexual receipe for disaster. This stunt requires a long rubber dildo (perferably a double dong), and a woman who doesn't mind having a toy in her ass during intercourse. Wait untill you get your rocks off, and at that very moment you rip the dildo out of her tightly clamped ass, cock back and hit her in the face with it.

The Diddy Kong Smash, the act of hitting your girlfriend in the face with a dildo you just pulled out of her ass.

I could have landed a second date with Mary had I not given her the diddy kong smash. I'm sure dumping the condom on her dress didn't help either.

Oh well.

The Diddy Kong Smash by focofox37 April 15, 2007

Kong Schlong 

A cheap yet powerful energy drink sold by the European supermarket chain Lidl, it goes by the name of Kong Strong. Tastes like the oil you just drained out of your engine after a 100,000 mile road trip, mixed in with some low quality cocaine and blackcurrant flavouring. Do be careful however as this is not one substance you want to mess with. Drink too many and you'll find yourself shirtless, with your huge belly hanging out as you're nearing death on the bathroom floor of an Amsterdam Hotel. This drink literally makes you feel as though King Kong has done you nicely with his Schlong. So take care with the Kong, or you'll get the Schlong.

Hey man, have you tried some of this Kong Strong?

Are you stupid? Do you want to feel the Kong Schlong?

Oh jeez, I guess you're right.

Kong Schlong by DonLykeB March 18, 2019

Hong Kong shlong

The Hong Kong shlong is a man who constantly beats his meat, similar to a coomer, but he beats it so much and so violently that it could be compared to China’s police beating Hong Kong protesters

Bro I’ve got a Hong Kong shlong, literally my balls turned purple

Hong Kong shlong by The Scoundrel October 29, 2020

Hong Kong sleepover 

The act of shoving one's sexual partner's head under water during intercourse with the purpose of inducing unconsciousness, thus tightening the rectal muscles and providing great pleasure for the fellow upon orgasm. See camel kick and donkey punch. So named due to its use by colonial-era Hong Kong boat prostitutes. Supposedly a bathtub favorite of President John F. Kennedy.

Ned invited Mabel over for a Hong Kong sleepover by thrusting her head into the bucket of water next to the sawhorse on which he was plowing her.

Hong Kong sleepover by Ned March 26, 2003