Kolo

An individual so selfish that they literally don’t give a fuck about anyone but themselves; even their own family comes second to their own greed.

That guy is such a Kolo, I heard he goes to Planet Fitness on free pizza night and walks out with five or six boxes.

by ccc915verizonsucks April 21, 2018

Randal Kolo Muani

the sexiest footballer in this world. came to PSG from frankfurt and he has been cooking like mad when playing at the parc des princes. this man is world class and even the great lionel messi admits that he should win a ballon dor in the coming future. he will sit that ninja turtle on his arse and become the new owner of PSG

Randal Kolo Muani is the coldest footballer on planet earth

by big fat tubby December 15, 2023

Kolo Moment

When someone is inactive in a Discord Server for an extended amount of time, and when they finally join the only thing the person does is yell "retard".

Discord Member: "Now THAT was a Kolo moment."

by Martin Nocturne November 26, 2021

alex's kolo

A nightmare featuring a fat potato with his bum hanging out ready to squash you.

Kat: Have you seen alex's kolo lately?
Cat: Yeah, its a nightmare.

by James Hardtits June 1, 2018

KOLO MENTAL

A slang used to refer to someone as crazy or someone who is mad.

MAN: This one na kolo mental ohh!!

by NNWASHERE?! March 2, 2023

kiele kolo

One hammah with a fat shlong

Hou brah u know kiele kolo

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Kolos

These kind of persons are typically blessed with an unexplainable obsession of communism. They likely have at least 2 nuclear launch keys from the former USSR in their reach. They only and only trust 3 individuals from their environment as friends. The only advantage of being one is that there's less chance for you to be purged out.

Under their rigid and strict look, they hide a lot of kindness, do not be deceived.

person: Hey, do you happen to own a soviet nuclear launch key?
Kolos: yes

by anatoli November 21, 2021