by BushColinDick February 24, 2004
Get the Kotex queen mug.the act of shitting a large turd and shoving it up the vagina. This method can be used for pleasure or to prevent menstrual leakage.
after a hard hour of doggie style sex ethel asked george for a cleveland kotex to fix the leaky cunt.
by street whiz August 15, 2011
Get the cleveland kotex mug.A female that runs her man's life and is subject to the whims of her roller-coaster mood changes. This is especially applicable for men who are weak and get their butts kicked by their wives or girlfriends.
My pal Shane's wife is Commander Kotex... He's got to buy her all kinds of crap, cars, jewelry, horses... and he's gotta work every weekend to serve her lazy weak ass and build barns, fences, work in the yard. He never gets to go have fun for himself.
by Dave4270 August 26, 2009
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During sexual intercourse between a male and a female, both individuals stand up; the female jumps on the male from the front; the male inserts his penis into the woman's vagina, holding the female with both arms so that she lays almost horizontally; With arms extended, one hand grasps the female's ass, the other her back. The male then spins the female around (and himself) in a circular motion. The two partners can spin around 15 to 25 times. Afterwards, both the male and the female are dizzy and confused, but still sexually aroused.
...Can you overcome the dizziness and continue sexual pleasure?
...Can you break the code?
During sexual intercourse between a male and a female, both individuals stand up; the female jumps on the male from the front; the male inserts his penis into the woman's vagina, holding the female with both arms so that she lays almost horizontally; With arms extended, one hand grasps the female's ass, the other her back. The male then spins the female around (and himself) in a circular motion. The two partners can spin around 15 to 25 times. Afterwards, both the male and the female are dizzy and confused, but still sexually aroused.
...Can you overcome the dizziness and continue sexual pleasure?
...Can you break the code?
by Larry6666777 May 6, 2008
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