Knob Jockey

Someone who talks, behaves or acts in a consistently annoying, offensive or abusive way. Someone who is significantly worse then a knob.

"Wow, that customer just spat at me!"
"Shit...what a knob jockey!"

by atlasman831 October 21, 2009

Knob Jockey

When a male or female (usually male) goes from man to man like a town bicycle shoving their knobs up their asses.

Steven the rabbit in bo selecta rides every other rabbit on the go.

by Iain Shortreed December 7, 2003

Knob Jockey

Someone who likes riding the old pink pogo stick.

"Yeah, he's a bit of a knob jockey, if you know what I mean....."

by Darren November 26, 2001

knob-jockey

a jobbing film or video editor who doesn't care about the material they are cutting

I wouldn't hire him, he's just a knob-jockey

by Josh Banzai May 30, 2006

knob-jockey!

a nimphomaniac who uses penises as a jockey would a horse!

A:Where were u last night?
B:Wit sum lad...wots his name again...? Cant remember he was good tho!
A:Ahhh, ur sum knob-jockey!

by ---Sarah--- July 28, 2007

knob-jockey

yer maw

yer maw

by beety big nob March 6, 2003

knob Jockey

A Knob Jockey is the definition of a fat scottish pissed up darts player that about to trip up and fall through a door

watch that door knob Jockey (Wilson) you big pissed up fat fuck

by Supawide45 April 28, 2004