knackered hipward

to shag a lady vigerously so that her pelvis requires medical treatment thus involving a hip replacement

"im gonna go knacker deep on that bird so hard she'll need an appointment at the knackered hipward"

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the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

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Term derived from censoring f*cking and the British word knackered which means exhausted.

I had to work a double and had class I'm facking knackered.

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A lady, young or otherwise in a state of high arousal.....often used in N.E Scotland.

Thon Quine wis richt horny, she wis dripping like a knackered fridge.
Or “dreepin like a knackered fridge “

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The unfortunate deepening of a woman's voice through smoking.

Shannon stood there in all her fake tan glory and shouted in her rasping fag-knackered voice..........

Fag-knackered by IAIN_D September 2, 2018

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To be beat with a flat object to cause stimulation

She thwacker knackered his big red sword with a big blue sword.

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A rather indecorous English way of saying that one is at their limits of physical and mental endurance.

I've been working like a slut for 4 days straight. I'm fecking knackered...

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