Knobsessed

A complete knob jockeying slut, be they male or female. So obsessed with penises, that they don't even notice the guy attached to it. Every workplace, town and secondary school has one of these "knobsessed" individuals. Teenagers and middle aged guys often fall victim to the knobsessed. You can recognise them by their trousers (which are too tight) and their hair (which is too bleached/dyed/straightened/backcombed) and by their voice (which is too loud).

Ed- "Look at Tracey chatting up Darren"
Meg- "Ewww, he's a freak of nature!"
Ed- "I know, the girl is totally knobsessed"

"Donna didn't recognise me in town, even though we shagged last week. I think she was just knobsessed with me"

by MagickDio February 8, 2010

knobshine

Oral sex performed on a male. Hence "shining the knob". Can be used as an insult.

"What a knobshine!"
"Give us a knobshine, will ya?"

by ladyhancock March 24, 2003

knobstand

Knob is commonly used in Britain to mean penis, so the implication of knobstand is that someone is useless, that he serves no purpose other than to support his own genitals. Not in general use but sometimes heard said by teenagers in South Manchester. A few years ago I saw it in an Australian music fanzine, but I would assume this was written by someone with connections to Northern England.

Can't you do anything right? You knobstand!

by cactuscat September 14, 2006

Knabbo

The definition of Knabbo is Kylar-Nasty-ass-breathe but another short term is knab but the person who bring up the name was a Garfield Heights Star “Marcus Glitch Woods

I just ate a Knabbo sandwich.

by Garfield Heights June 23, 2021

Mr krabs

"Eugene Harold Krabs" better known as "Mr.Krabs" is a fictional character from the cartoon show- "Spongebob Squarepants"

He is the owner and founder of a fast food restaurant called Krusty krabs. He is also the employer of Squidward and Spongebob.

He is extremely greedy, cheap and Stingy.

He is so greedy that he will even sell the souls of his employees for a few cents.

Source- Spongebob Squarepants Episode- Born again Krabs

Example-

Flying dutchman- He'd sell your soul for a couple of bucks

Spongebob- I'd bet my soul he wouldn't

Flying Dutchman- You got yourself a bet. Okay Mr krabs I'll let you stay but first, help me settle a bet. If you had to choose between spongebob and all the money i have in my pocket, which would you take?

Mr krabs- That depends. How much money are we talking about?
Spongebob- Mr Krabs!

Flying Dutchman- 62 cents

Mr krabs- I'll take the money

Spongebob- Mr krabs!
Flying Dutchman- Here you go 62 cents (hands him the change and picks spongebob). Next Stop Davey jone's Locker! (Spongebob screams as they both disapper)

by SassySumeet414 December 4, 2022

double cool with knobs

Used in England, instead of saying very very very very very very cool.

Omg, this is so totally awesome!
I know! It's like double cool with knobs!

by PeachyKeen July 9, 2003

Mr. Krabs

The evil and greedy crab of the show Spongebob Squarepants. If he sees you picking up a penny, he'll cut your hand off and take it from you. One time he even dropped a dime down the drain and lost both of his arms trying to get it. He also has a crush on Mrs. Puff.

Fish: Hey, it's my lucky day, a penny! (reaches for penny)
Mr. Krabs: Your luck just ran out. (grabs arm)
Fish: Hey man, ease back, you're crushing my arm.
Mr. Krabs: Unhand that penny or the arm comes off!

Spongebob: Psst, Mr. Krabs, say hello.
Mr. Krabs: "Gla-goo!" *chokes*

by MistuhRickstuh September 3, 2011