Klondike Feaver

A condition where the length of a mans genitialia does not extend beyond the layers of clothing he is wearing.

Man; it was so cold out when I went to take a leak I had a bad case of Klondike Feaver.

by Moolie February 11, 2010

be a klondike

A good person/place/thing that radiates joy for the whole world to see.

I hate how people are so rude they should be a Klondike.

by Babycow9 July 4, 2018

Klaudija

Klaudija is one of the most beautiful around.

She is widely loved around the internet and is so gorgeous that it's hard to describe.

Her eyes are amazing, so mesmerising and they make you want to get lost in them for hours.

She's so funny and her smile - oh my god, the way she smiles - it's so contagious and it lights up her entire face.

She, in general, is just so perfect - way too perfect to realise it.

💞💞

"That Klaudija? Yeah, she's so gorgeous,"

by Danni_Xy June 13, 2018

Klaudia

The literal embodiment of "poggers". Amazing personality, is too cute for her own good. Has a cute laugh, a cuter face, and a beautiful contagious smile. Anyone who has or knows her is lucky.

Dam Klaudia is so perfect.

by Not Obama August 18, 2020

Klaudia <3

Klaudia is responsible and intellectual, she always is there for you and has never failed to brighten up your day. She is caring and sweet and has a good sense in books and reading! She's ABSOLUTELY ASTONISHING IN ART LIKE. AMAZING. 100% AMAZING. And she is always that person you will need in your life.

Klaudia <3 is talented
"Omg I know right she's so cool!!"
BD

by lollaughingdog June 8, 2021

klout

The measure of how much influence one has

"I can't wait to go back to my old university I'm so famous there"

"Dude you went there like 10 years ago you have no klout there anymore"

by Jvnes October 17, 2013

kludge

A quick, messy but functional fix or workaround to a problem.

The server chassis was snapped in two, but I've kludged it together with electrical tape.

by Alli February 4, 2003