kronkiado

confundido

La última vez que hablamos te veis muy kronkiado, ¿si recuerdas lo que te dije?

by kiomyep May 26, 2019

Klink Klonk 37

A new 37thcolor, only attainable through use of LSD.

Guy 1 “I love how you use Klink Klonk 37 in your wardrobe”

Guy 2 “Thank you! Ever since I popped a tab, I can’t stop buying it!”

by $lick$loth April 30, 2019

Maldovian Klondike Bar

The act of chemically castrating yourself for a Klondike bar

This was so worth having to perform the Maldovian Klondike Bar on myself.

by KlondykeBar February 23, 2021

klondiker

someone who freezes a shit and uses it as a dildo

brian that dirty klondiker he froze his shit and used it as a dildo on wendy

by oil patch November 22, 2011

klondik cousins

When a girl and guy who are (typically) friends have slept with the same girl or guy.

Kate and Javier are klondik cousins because they both slept with Gina.

Guy 1: "Luis was shocked when found out Liz was his klondik cousin!'"
Guy 2: "Why though? Tino gets around".

by WordPlayAllDay May 16, 2016

kloekism

1. An act or way of being that is completely and utterly ridiculous in all aspects. Something that a person does to attract attention to themselves, generally embarrasing themselves and those around them.

2. A royal fuck up.

3. A fabricated story or "tall tale" that is used to render the attention of an audience, usually in a humorous way.

1. "I just shit on your porch." "Dude, you pulled a kloek."

2. "I had a fuck up, I was so drunk last night that I ridiculed my friends and punched a wall, it was a total kloekism."

3. " One time, I had sex with three bitches at the same time, I shit on one, cummed on the other's forehead, and then made the last one clean up the mess." "Really?" "Nah, I'm just kloeking around."

by daniskins November 20, 2010

be a klondike

Booty crunching and Creeper hunting.

Bob: Hey Joe!
Joe: Be a Klondike
Bob" *faints*

by XxHelpMexX July 4, 2018