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kleptocrat

One who participates in kleptocracy, especially an official. See also, politician, legislator, attorney, Nigeria, Iraq, embezzlement, corporation, bureaucracy, and conflict of interest.
Ijits keep sending me 419 scams with sob story(ies) about dead kleptocrats, thinking they can get me to send them money to get them to send me money.
by Downstrike July 30, 2005
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klap

South African slang (pron. "clupp"). To hit someone or something.
"My laaitie was being naughty so I gave him a klap"

or

"If we're going to win this cricket game, we need to klap a few sixes!"
by TheDuce June 27, 2006
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Klea

The cutest, chillest, kinkiest, most abusive, duck killing girl but the most beautiful girl out there
yo she's such a klea!
by thahaaahaahah April 11, 2011
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Kleptocracy

A corrupt governmental body made up of thieves, also sullied by nepotism and croneyism.
The county government is a perfect example of a kleptocracy
by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009
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kleptofecalmania

Kleptofecalmania is a condition of compulsively stealing/collecting fecal matter. The kleptofecalmaniac will often wait in restroom stalls for someone to drop a deuce and promptly enter the stall and, by whatever means necessary, steal the stool(s). The compulsion of the kleptofecalmaniac is not always limited to human excrement and has been known to include dog, cat, bear, rabbit, bat, opossum, armadillo, and jackalope droppings. The motive of the turd burglar can vary. Without regard to motive, it can be said that people exhibiting signs of kleptofecalmania should be locked in a crazy-house.
Someone fucking call the cops! There's a kleptofecalmaniac in that restroom!
by supascoopa October 1, 2009
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The KLAP

1106 West Arrowhead Rd. Named after certain reasons and situations pertaining but not limited to the people living at this establishment.
Dude there's gonna be this wicked awesome party at The KLAP tonight.
by Twon Tee Juan Seb Uhn Tee November 23, 2010
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Poes klap

A Poes klap is when you slap somebody so hard you give them a concussion.
From Afrikaans

Also know as a P.K
“I’m gonna Poes klap you if you don’t stop your shit.”
by Mgrooder15 November 16, 2018
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