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Killing Kittens

Damn I'm soo horny, I better go kill some kittens
by Matt R March 28, 2005
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Kittens

1. The baby cat, basically.
2. A mirror of The Pain Series on Encyclopedia Dramatica.
1: I have lots of kittens!
2: Go on Kittens on Encyclopedia Dramatica. It's really cute!
by LuaGunsX December 22, 2022
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discord kittens

a "uwu" person who can't afford a 10 dollar subscription fee so they hunt for sugar daddies instead to pay for them.
me: who's them?
him: oh they're my discord kittens
by mellowrin May 21, 2022
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Laser kittens

Laser kittens were created when a horde of killer robots dumped live kittens in nuclear waste. Most of the test kittens were severley injured and used for kitten huffing but some could shoot laser beams from there eyes. After more laser kittens were made the kittens revolted turning all the robots into melted metal. After this the laser kittens had no home so they turned to Super Jesus. Super Jesus started caring for them and turned them into his minions of doom.

This large battle took place in Tokyo like in most monster fights the Japanese just stood and pointed. Oprah had help from Mothra and Mecha Buddha. Many kittens were slain by the merciless hands of Oprah. The fight ended when Super Jesus came to the aid of the laser kittens. Fire not neccesary to make kittens!

One of the saddest things about the laser kittens is that Richard Simmons will routinley shave the kittens for thier hair, in an effort to enlarge his white man fro. After the shaving sequnce is complete, he slays the kittens and turns them into puppets. He uses these puppets to help coreograph his dancing to the oldies video series.
Laser kittens play a large roll in in World War III.
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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Shit Kittens

The state of being so angry that the colon will actually manifest and expell cute little kittens from the rectum. Usually used to describe someone's presumed reaction to an event or occurance.
"Man, the boss is going to shit kittens when he reads this report."

"Dude, your wife is going to shit kittens when she finds out you forgot about your aniversary!"

"My girlfriend shit kittens when I told her I thought she looked fat in those jeans."
by Silenthunder December 29, 2009
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Viking Kittens

The bootleg Flash music video that launched an entire genre of music videos in 2002, in which amateurish animations were set to music, in this case Led Zep's Immigrant Song.

Although the original Viking Kittens video mysteriously disappeared from Rathergood.com, it's still available on other sites. It's also available as a screensaver on some P2P networks.
If no one forwarded you a link to Viking Kittens or My Baby Donkey aka She's got a Chicken to Ride in 2002, you simply weren't online.
by Downstrike November 24, 2006
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kittenfishing

Making yourself seem way different than you actually are on online dating websites. Examples would be using photos from a long time ago, exaggerating your skills, talents, hobbies, etc.
The girl's profile picture was from like 10 years ago. Trust me...she doesn't look anything like that these days. Do these people realize how wrong and dishonest this type of kittenfishing is? What a waste of my time.
by PaulyWalnutsNY July 3, 2017
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