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kissy dick

The act of a female preforming terrible oral sex by solely kissing around the tip of the male's penis.
Just when I thought she was going in for the blow job she started giving me kissy dick.
by Gentleman Drunk July 8, 2011
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kissy face

A type of gurning (distorting the face) currently popular amongst adolescent girls who enjoy taking and posting online multiple pictures of themselves. The kissy face is achieved by screwing the lips together and sticking them out so that they look as much as possible like a horse's anus while it's having a difficult time with its intestines. The result should then be photographed and posted on Facebook.
"Aaargh. I really used to fancy Kayleigh, but then I saw all those kissy face selfies she posted!"
by cobriza March 8, 2014
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kissy kissy

1. A cute way to say it would be nice to kiss you because I want too.
2. It would be nice to sleep (not as in sex) with you becasue I want to.

Backround: A phrase that was made up by the lover of Ice Baby, Ms Lippy, to sum up what they want from each other.
Lexy + Matt = kissy kissy :)
by MsLippy June 29, 2004
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Kissy tag

A Flirting game to play with your girlfriend. the objective is to have one person try to kiss the other on the lips. But the one being kissed tries their hardest to avoid the kiss. (could be mistaken for rape)
"Lets play kissy tag!"
by Sprute December 3, 2006
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kissy booboo

What a mommy does to their child when they have a booboo, this can be embarrassing for them if their friends are watching, and they are 17+.
Mom: "Aww, baby fell off de ramp on his skatey watey board, he gotta kissy booboo. Let mommy kiss it better baby."
Friend 1:Dude, you still get kissy booboos! You dork
Friend 2:Your fat mom will kiss it better. *laughs*
Steve: Don't you say that about my mommy
Friend 1: Mommy? What are you, 8?
Steve: I'm telling my mommy on you
Mom:baby need his diaper changed?
Friend 1: YOUR NOT POTTY TRAINED?
Steve: The potty is scawy.
Friends:HAHA!
Mom: Hello Baby, are these your friends?
Friend 1: Yeah,HAHA
Mom: Would you boys like to have a play date?
Friends: *smirk* Sure, HAHA!
Mom: Well, Stevey needs a nap around 1pm and his beddie buyes around 3:15 but he could have a late night,3:30pm.
Steve: Yay
Mom: But he gets cranky if he has a late night...
Steve: No mommy, wah! *kicks the air*
Mom: AWW no, Stevie is having a tantrum,guess baby can stAy up a little later...
Steve: I go?
Mom: OK
Friend2: Come on let's go.
Steve: Where go?
Friend 1: town
Steve: To mommy and me©? NO STUPID TO L8R Sk8er©
Steve: Big boy shop?
Friend 2: What a dork!
Friend 2: Look theirs Stacey
Friend 1: Oh no! Stacey will see HIM!
Friend 2: I know! *Throws into mommy and me©*
Friend 1: Hey Stacey, you look hot.
Stacey: WIERDO!
Friend2: Chill darling, we just kiss ya.
Stacey: Never! *Runs away, Bumps into Steve*
Steve: Hello
Stacey: I'm Stacey, wanna go get a soda?
Friend 2: Kissy booboo boy got Stacey!
by Batman_and_me March 10, 2014
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Kissy Lips

Kissy Lips

Much like the duckface, when women take pictures of themselves pursing their lips.
"I was browsing a dating site and this chick had a bunch of pictures with kissy lips. I instantly backed out and blocked her."
by TehAgent July 16, 2014
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kissy poo

A prostitute that has stinky breath and kisses too much during acts of prostitution
When I met this prostitute at the local motel, she turned into a kissy poo even though I didn't want to snuggle.
by jmouse December 7, 2009
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