Snow Kiting

A sport which involves flying up a mountain strapped to a giant fucking parachute and allowing the laws of physics to have sex with your face.

Guy 1: You want to go snow kiting?
Guy 2: Na man i'd rather shave with a grater.

by falconduvent December 8, 2009

Lion Kinging

Putting any transferable pigment (e.g. eye shadow, slow drying ink, or face paint) on your thumb then drawing a line across a victims forehead whilst shouting "Simba".

1: So yeah i went to see the Lion King 3D it's really good
2: Oh? Who's your favourite carachter?
1: Probably Rafiki. Yours?
2: Mine's definitely *rubs thumb across forehead* SIIIIMBAAAH!

Prime example of a real life Lion Kinging

by The guy drinking a frappachino November 28, 2011

Tiger Kinging

Inspired by the Netflix documentary Tiger King, Tiger Kinging is the art form of manipulating and verbally abusing others to get what you want.

My senior year I ran the party scene! I was Tiger Kinging hard! I had all my roommates going out and getting kegs and promoting my parties for me.

by Luluseal117 March 26, 2020

Kinging

To get a lot of girls or mess with a lot of girls; to be a player

Me and my girl broke up because I cheated, too many girls like me I can't stop kinging.

by AverageboyGabe December 16, 2014

Kinging

Like queening top definition but it's a male on the top. A man will have somebody lick their sphincter or balls. Usually gay but girls can lick too.

Michael was kinging Drake, taking in all of the feelings of tongue in his asshole.

by WhoDatFreshBoi February 26, 2018

Kinging

Kinging means to be King

My brother is kinging

by robloxers October 14, 2020

Kinning The Trucks

The phrase "Kinning The Trucks" is another phrasing for sex, often used in areas where the actual word may not be appropriate.

It comes from the song "Two Trucks" by Lemon Demon which is about two trucks having sex.

Guy 1: I met this person last night and we went back to my place. Ended up kinning the trucks.
Guy 2: Nice!

by tvvinktown December 7, 2020