kinder surprise

an action performed in doggy where by the balls (kinder egg) hit against the vagina (the surprise)

omg he kinder surprised me last night, it felt so good

kinder surprise by rassclot May 13, 2025

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Reverse Kinder Surprise

When you remove a girl bra, and her breast are smaller than they looked, e.g. like Kinder Surprise, but instead of getting a good Surprise, you get disappointment

I took a girl home from the bar, and when I removed her bra, I got a Reverse Kinder Surprise

Reverse Kinder Surprise by brushnz February 4, 2022

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Dutch kinder surprise

Forget the dutch oven!
Lets talk about the dutch kinder surprise! When a woman farts sitting up and it accidently slides into the vagina and she lets her partner go down later on only for her to let it come out like a dutch kinder surprise in their face!

I am not going down on you again, last time you ripped a dutch kinder surprise in my face and it almost cause me to get a nosebleed!

Dutch kinder surprise by Siginutcutter April 28, 2026