Kidnapping

An case where a kidnapper takes a child from a parent or abducts a lone child.

Kidnapping cases are often unsolved.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 20, 2021

Kidnapping

Involuntary adoption.

Man 1" Dude are you kidnapping that guy?"
Man 2 "WHAT no I'm simply adopting him... involuntarily "

by Perluar laling May 7, 2021

kidnapping

the act of making a surprise adoption

person a: you were surprised adopted.
person b: you mean kidnapped??

person a: no. you say kidnapping, I say surprise adoption.

by funtimelover February 17, 2022

kidnapping a cub

A cute way of saying having sexual attraction/relations with someone much younger (usually 10+ years) than yourself. Think Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher or Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade.

“ Woman, whatcha thinking kidnapping a cub like that?”
“Oh you went and kidnapped yourself a cub didn’t you?!”

by Beks0516 August 4, 2022

kidnaptation

when you teleport someone against their will

she committed kidnaptation

by Ruby_sunn February 17, 2023

Kidnapping

Holy shit! I think a woman just got kidnapped outside of my apartment!

Hym "Yeah, wtf? I think there was a kidnapping outside of my house! Had to call the cops because, KNOWING YOU USELESS FUCKS, IF I DON'T, NO ONE ELSE WILL. Shit. That is wild!"

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

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😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025