Kindling

The act of becoming extremely involved in reading an Amazon Kindle.

Ex. 1: Hey, I've got to leave early.. I'm Kindling in bed tonight.

by crzyblnd1 November 16, 2011

Just kidding!

A phrase used by preps when they feel as though they said something stupid. Used frequently. Extremely frequently.

"What's 2 + 2?" "It's 4 you dumbass." "Oh, just kidding!"

by I hate preps. August 29, 2005

Are you kidding me

A common American phrase for expressing disbelief.

Example:

"Dude, Ned Stark fucking dies."
"I haven't see the episode yet asshole. Are you kidding me?"

by DictionaryPapi June 19, 2014

You Gotta Be Kidding Me

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.

A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011

super kidding

like just kidding, but way funnier. commonly abbreviated to sk

cate: oh my god lisa that dress makes you look so fat
lisa: what??? :(
cate: super kidding!

by iwasatypo May 7, 2011

hell kindling

When saying someone is going to burn in hell just isn't strong enough, go with hell kindling. This would be the sort of individual that the rest of hell's residents would rather not be associated with, the sort that burns even easier than the others. When they show up, the rest of the damned would be like "Damn! Did it just get hotter in here?" What gets the hellfires started quicker than anything else? Hell kindling.

"That Bernie Madoff is just the sort of hell kindling that will stave off a cold day in hell."

by The_J_Man March 2, 2009

just kidding

The universal word for I regret what I just said.

Chelsea: 9+3=8 (looks over at friends problem) just kidding!

Amy: OMG, Laura’s such a fugly bitch!
(Laura’s comes up next to her.)
Amy: just kidding!

by medusa4 September 23, 2006