Keyser Soze

He is a legendary character from the movie: The Usual Suspectsof mysterious identity and mythical proportion, known for his incredibly extensive and unyeilding brutality.

Said of Keyser Soze:
"The way I hear it, Soze is some kind of butcher. A peerless, psycho, fucked-up butcher."
"Keaton always said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."

by Shadow1 November 29, 2006

Keysean

Beautiful dark skin with a pretty smile and long dick

Damn he got a keysean ass dick

by Luxurious nigger January 18, 2017

Keykleptic

(adj.) Describes a Kleptomaniac who specifically targets keys; that person who has a strange, innate desire to lock people out of their rooms or cars.

You know you are keykleptic if everyone snatches their keys up off the table and shoves them down their pockets the second you step into the room.

"He ain't just a regular klepto, he's keykleptic! He's locked me out of my room three times this year, twice when I was in my bath robe"

by Donutlad February 26, 2013

Kelsley

A sweet girl with the greatest of intentions. She is the master of keeping secrets and respects others reputation. She is absolutely gorgeous, the type to have millions of people comment "so pretty" on her Instagram pictures. She is naturally introverted but can speak up when needed. Don't front to Kelsley. She brings the fire. She enjoys one on one meaningful interactions versus having to interact with a crowd. Her alone time is absolutely needed in order to pour into others. She is a beast at multitasking! Very creative and sometimes shy, she always has to have music on. If you put her near a window, don't be surprised if you catch her spacing out. She'll make you laugh like a little school girl. She knows she's cute but at the same time, she's pretty humble. She has no idea that she can make an active crowd stop what they're doing to look at her. She adores food almost as much as she adores babies. Not easily influenced. She is a make it happen type person. She likes playfighting and will swear she can beat you up. She is convinced she is the boss. Looks like the most innocent person alive but can be the sexiest, kinkiest little thing if you get her to that level. Likes being pushed to do better but must be confronted in a gentle and respectful way. A guy would be either stupid or stupid if he passed up a Kelsley. She is a one of a kind.

Guy 1: omg, my girl is the bomb dot com. she's puuuuurfect.
Guy2: ahh no way...you're with Kelsley aren't you? I'm peanut butter and jelly bro.

by Therrealest1 December 27, 2017

Kensley

A Beautiful girl who is extremely short probably the shortest person you know dirty blonde hair with beautiful blue eyes and is the most loyal and trustworthy person you’ll ever meet she is a straight fireball and will do it ever it takes to take care of her friends and family if you ever meet Kensley please never let her go because you’ll regret it for the rest of your life

Miley: Have you seen Kensley today she’s so hot
Tom: I know right she’s beautiful I wish she was mine
Cauley: And she’s a great friend have you ever met somebody beautiful and that loyal I love her

by LoyalGal April 24, 2020

Keylei

A beautiful/sexy girl, who is the baddest bitch you'll ever know ❤️ She is really sweet and generous. Cross her you'll get hit. Keylei is her name and heartbreaking is her game.

Wow, Keylei she's a stunning girl.

by Badbiitxhhh September 18, 2016

daniel kessler

Guitarist in band interpol shy and cute with funny beard.

Will be seen dancing strangley

by jen March 25, 2005