Kevan

A rare breed of man who knows how to make you smile and enjoy every moment of the. He is HIM.

Them: who got you smiling like that?
Me: Kevan

by Multiple personalities February 22, 2023

First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith

In the beginning there was nothing, there was a dark void of emptiness and nothing existed. Then we were blessed with the holy entity known as kevin. On the first day he formed the universe as we know it while on LSD. On the second day he carved the very earth we call our home. The almighty created land and seas covered it with a diverse wildlife and vegetation, He created the human being, some smart some retarded, some sexy some ugly, some chill some annoying. The lord used his limitless genius to create the perfect balance in the human being. But most importantly of all he blessed us all with God’s greatest gifts on the third day. On the third day, we were humbly gifted with substances that could cause miracles, some even describe them as magic. The almighty creator gave us cannabis, hash, cocaine, LSD, aderalls, molly, percs and many more. Kevin selflessly sacrificed hours to perfect nicotine and every drug known to man and we mere mortals will ever be thankful for the humble sacrifices he has made to benefit mankind. The world was a beautiful place, where everyone praised Kevin for all he had done, until he had realised he had made the humans too powerful.

The First Testament of the Holy Kevinist Faith is a text written by Saint Axel to have a written trace of kevinism for years to come

by Saint Axel December 9, 2021

Kenani

A Hawaiin based, uncommon name for an uncommonly beautiful woman. Sensuous, loyal, fun loving, sexually intriguing, and alarmingly brilliant woman with natural artistic skills.

Walking down the street, Vern was struck by the lady taking photos of the cityscape. He learned her name was Kenani and instantly became intrigued by her brillian approach to common subjects.

by 2BVern February 3, 2010

Kemani

Beautiful girl that's down to earth. Any guy is lucky to have her

Dang is that Kemani

by lemon121 July 6, 2016

kevan

an epic achievement or great feat of skill or ingenuity generally associated with overcoming adverse odds

Hey dude, that was so kevan the way you broke the school goal record.

Wow that shot was totally kevan.

by sniperk13 July 22, 2009

Keani

a fun optimistic wild kinda person. very random and loves neon colors. likes to run in circles& loves photography, modeling, hello kitty, and candy. often called kay. has great&fun style ;D

Keani is really awsome!

by kayybaybay April 9, 2009

kevnin'

Unnecessary release of toxic, anal methane gas in extremely close proximity to humans or delicate objects in which the smell may be permenantly instilled.

Don't be kevnin' on my new sofa! Or my blanket for that matter!

by campionado December 21, 2010